Whiskey is all right in its place -- but its place is hell.
It won't save your soul if your wife is a Christian. You have got to be something more than a brother-in-law to the Church.
The reason you don't like the Bible, you old sinner, is because it knows all about you.
The inconsistency is not in the Bible, but in your life.
God likes a little humor, as is evidence by the fact that he made the monkeys, the parrot -- and some of you people.
--all from Billy Sunday