Emmett:...The National Geographic Society has purely scholarly motives. That’s why I'm giving them the first shot at acquiring my recent archaeological discovery, The Gospel of Larry.
Maurice: The Gospel of... Larry?
Emmett: Yep, written by Larry... Larry Magdalene, Jesus' father-in-law. Man, this is juicy stuff. For the small price of $1 million, the Society can buy this controversial document today, produce a sensational TV documentary about it within six months, and undermine orthodox Christianity just in time for the 2006 Christmas season.
Thursday, May 04, 2006
The Gospel of Larry
The May edition of TSS is up and running. And they have an exclusive on a recently discovered gospel which has become known to scholars as The Gospel Of Larry (click link for full text).