Thursday, May 04, 2006

The Gospel of Larry

The May edition of TSS is up and running. And they have an exclusive on a recently discovered gospel which has become known to scholars as The Gospel Of Larry (click link for full text).

Emmett:...The National Geographic Society has purely scholarly motives. That’s why I'm giving them the first shot at acquiring my recent archaeological discovery, The Gospel of Larry.

Maurice: The Gospel of... Larry?

Emmett: Yep, written by Larry... Larry Magdalene, Jesus' father-in-law. Man, this is juicy stuff. For the small price of $1 million, the Society can buy this controversial document today, produce a sensational TV documentary about it within six months, and undermine orthodox Christianity just in time for the 2006 Christmas season.

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